Pots and Cans

Pots and Cans

Sunday, May 24, 2026

SUMMER OF FUN

Woo hoo! A summer of fun! 

Discounted tickets. Free kids’ meals and bus rides. Wahay!

There’s a cost-of-living squeeze that’s tighter than my dowdy denims especially after chowing down on all those holiday cakes/biscuits yet what does this Government do? Rather than address some of the REAL pressures that affect everyone’s lives such as controlling or reducing prices of energy, fuel and food, they decide to cut VAT on the cost of theme park tickets and give kids free bus rides.

Right. So, what about peeps with no kids or who don’t like theme parks? Any help for those punters?

Okay so they’ve temporarily shelved a 5p increase in future fuel duty which is just as well seeing as how the Treasury has been the main benefactor of higher pump prices. What they could have done is immediately cut existing fuel duty by 5p per litre and mandated this reduction across all forecourts instead of leaving it to retailers to pass on which as we all know, they never do.

Alright, so we were given a discount on our energy green levies of allegedly £150 earlier on in the year (April). Well let me tell you how that has panned out for customers of the pink cephalopod.

Green levies are generally part of the infamous ‘standing charge’ that all energy customers pay per day regardless of consumption. With that in mind, if the Government is offering to remove some of the green levies then logically, you’d think that there would be a reduction in the amount payable in daily standing charges because that is where suppliers usually hide these costs.

WRONG!  The pink cephalopod instead applied a small reduction to unit costs. Kerching! With summer approaching and most central heating systems switched off, there is bound to be a reduction in your consumption. So, if a discount is applied to unit rates, how much of that alleged £150 reduction to your bills do you think you’re going to see in your costs after April? It certainly isn’t going to be £150.

If standing charges had been reduced then we might ALL have benefited by the amount proposed by the Government in last year’s budget as energy suppliers could have simply knocked £12.50 off your bill per month until £150 discount had been achieved.

And do I think that reduction to unit costs is going to last right through to year end or at least until I next turn on the boiler? Unlikely because the energy price cap review in July will no doubt push up prices thanks to the war in the Middle East. That £150 ‘help’ off bills is nothing more than a figment of your imagination and clever sleight-of-hand from the Reevemeister.

Let’s turn our thoughts to theme park tickets or tickets to any other attraction that we might be tempted to visit with our little darlings during the school holidays.

When we purchase these tickets, do we ever see a full breakdown of the cost? Does your receipt show the base cost of entry with 20% VAT added on? I don’t recall ever seeing this in the past but then I’ve never really paid attention to it. Without this breakdown, how are you going to know if merchants are passing on a VAT reduction?

Say, for example, that you want to buy a day pass to Alton Towers. Currently, the online price for one of these is around £39 which is quite a chunk of money to pay for a bit of summer fun.

This ticket price would break down as follows:

Cost of entry - £32.50
VAT 20% - £6.50
Total Price - £39.00

Now let’s imagine that Alton Towers is going to pass on the Reevester’s VAT reduction in full. The price of summer fun would now look like this:

Cost of entry - £32.50
VAT 5% - £1.63
Total Price - £34.13 – wow, that’s almost a fiver off!

Ever the cynic, I can’t actually see museums or attractions passing on this discount because let’s face it, they’re having to pay more for energy, wages, etc so what I think will happen in this example is that the basic cost of entry will increase by £5. When lower VAT is then applied, the overall ticket price remains exactly the same. What this means is that the proposed Government discount is being given to help struggling businesses and NOT you.

To test out this theory, I’m going to keep a beady eye on ticket prices of a few local attractions/theme parks to see whether or not their online prices go down.

Again, the key thing about this perk is that the Government has once again left it up to the merchant to pass on the discount. Somehow, I can’t see struggling businesses giving punters reduced entry fees and free kids’ meals (a double discount for families) when they’re being squeezed hard like everyone else.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch. And besides, most kids don’t catch buses because their parents prefer to drive everywhere in their humungous Chelsea tractors in case their legs drop off.

I may sound like an old killjoy but remember - the money to cover all of this ‘free’ summer fun will no doubt have to be found in the next budget so don't be surprised to see taxes going up.  It's a repeat of  'Eat Out To Help Out' and look what happened there.




Friday, May 22, 2026

PRIME SUSPECT

I’ve been away for one week and look what’s happened - the Government’s imploded! Collapsed in on itself like a deflated bouncy castle. What’s this country coming to?

Not-quite-out-on-his-ear Keir is yet to set out his resignation timeline but his days are clearly numbered. More’s the pity as although he’s got the personality of a cardboard cut-out, what this country needs is a steady, boring type at the helm and not some gobshite renegade that will further trash our already precarious economy. If he goes, the chancellor is sure to follow as her popularity is on a par with gloopy semolina pudding.


In bygone times, your neck would have been on the block


Given the choice of the three successor stooges available – Rayner, Streeting, Burnham; a combination that sounds like a firm of dodgy accountants, I can’t see anything but a titanic disaster coming our way. Get your lifejackets ready for the autumn budget. It’s going to be a choppy ride.

Politics has become like football with prime ministers or premiership managers ten-a-penny. What’s needed to stabilise the state of this flailing nation is consistency, not continual leadership changes or in-party bickering. It’s the Tories all over again!

And as for that Zack Polanski, don’t get me started. There’s not enough cyber space available to fill with my thoughts on his crazy policies particularly those on illegal migration. 

Yeah Zack, let’s just open the floodgates to every Tom, Dick or Harry who wants to fleece the taxpayer of every hard-earned penny. We’ll give them all a big welcoming lily liberal hug then shower them with free taxis, hotels, healthcare, etc, etc. Then we can all stand back to watch as this island slowly sinks to the bottom of the Channel under the weight of over-population. Over my dead body. Vote Green? I’d rather pull my intestines out through my belly button!

It’s going to be an interesting political summer for sure. However, of greater importance are my veggies or rather, lack of. Has anyone else noticed that seeds this year are not germinating very well? Even the Ancient Mariner whose fingers are a damned sight greener than Zack is struggling to make any sense of the non-appearance of his runner beans.


Only 4 bean seeds have germinated


My dwarf beans have failed to materialise and the tomatoes I have managed to get to germinate are struggling to say the least. What pathetic specimens! 


Why aren't my tomatoes growing?


The only thing that’s gotten off to a good start are the carrots and chard which are happily thriving outside.


Carrots doing well


Hate to say it but my guess is that this situation is largely due to that awful peat-free compost we’ve been forced to buy in the interests of saving the planet. I’m now mixing my compost with either top soil or soil from the garden in a bid to try to improve growing capability.

I've stuck some new seeds into a tray of dirt positioned on a sunny windowsill. Let’s see if this next lot of beans will do any better now that I’m back to nurture them into existence.




Thursday, May 21, 2026

MALTESERS

Strike a pose, I feel another holiday snap coming on!


Valletta


With the end of our trip looming, there’s just one last opportunity to savour all those wonderful Maltese delights. Those delicious local biscuits, pastizzis or rabbit spaghetti – yes, cute little bunnies are a staple on restaurant menus. Yum!


Scrummy Maltese biscuits


One last ferry trip, this time across the harbour to Sliema. My advice; don’t bother unless you like sleazy looking seafront pubs that offer an all-day-long happy hour.


You've got to be kidding!


Sliema waterfront


Sliema is like a Maltese Magaluf. And any place that has a shopping mall where you have to pay 1 euro to spend a penny is definitely not on my ‘must see’ list. Been there, didn’t like it.

Back in Valletta…

OMG! Is that what I think it is?


At last - the Maltese Falcon


Looks like a golden falcon perched on top of a very long pole. No wonder, we couldn’t find it as you rarely look up when sightseeing. I can now tick Maltese Falcon off my grockle list.

Time to re-visit Café Cordina (Republic Street) for one more decadently gorgeous cake. This beautiful café is top of my Valletta ‘go to’ list as their interior is lovely and their cakes are to die for.


Green marzipan cassata cake and tiramisu


Cafe Cordina


And now it’s back to packing up suitcases ready for that crack of dawn flight back to Blighty.  Anything to declare?  A case full of tacky fridge magnets, nougat bars, dirty looking suntan and an expanded waistline.  


Winging it back home




Wednesday, May 20, 2026

MARSAXLOKK

Have bus will travel. Valletta’s biggest advantage for visitors is its amazingly large bus depot just outside the city walls with buses running to almost every part of Malta.

Their public transportation system is simple – just one national company charging a flat fare of 2.5 euros per journey regardless of how far you want to travel. In the winter months, fares drop to 2 euros per journey. The bus company offers a range of travel cards for a set price. For 21 euros, you can have unlimited travel for 7 days and for 19 euros, you can buy a 12 trip card that has no time limits making the odd adhoc journey economical too. 

The UK might have benefitted from a similar arrangement rather than leaving it all to a load of different private operators all thinking of profit rather than an effective national transportation policy.


19 euro travel card


With this system in place, car ownership suddenly becomes less important which is just as well judging by the narrow streets in most towns/villages. There’s limited parking in most places and I can’t see how driving those fashionable Chelsea tractors that everyone likes to own these days would really work on roads barely wide enough for the bin lorry.


Who'd have a car in Malta?


This simple public transport system is perfect for island exploration. Many beautiful towns or villages are only a short 30-40 minute bus ride from Valletta such as the picturesque fishing village of Marsaxlokk.


Beautiful Marsaxlokk


A sheltered inner harbour is filled with colourful traditional Maltese luzzi boats.


Luzzi boats


Beautiful flower filled doorways or decorated balconies make me long for my garden. I expect my veggies are frazzling away un-watered all the time I’m swanning around the Med.


Love those planters


What a lovely doorway


There’s a large seafront promenade which starts off empty but gradually fills with restaurant tables and umbrellas as the day goes on.


Early morning on the prom


Seafood is the most popular offering on most menus; everything from mussels, octopus, calamari to tuna or swordfish steaks. And all reasonably priced too. I had a tuna steak as big as half a dinner plate and it only cost 18 euros. (Café de Paris) Bloody tasty!

The pace of life in Marsaxlokk is far more tranquil than in Valletta. For starters, there appear to be a lot less grockles milling about so you can actually relax and not have to spend the day dodging elbows, backpacks or phombies.


Tourist free facade


As well as looking out for the tourists, it seems locals are also taking care of waifs and strays. Just look at this marvellous little kitty holiday complex. It’s located at the far end of the harbour almost opposite the tourist information office.


Kitty holiday homes


A row of small wooden huts so moggies can take a relaxing siesta away from the hot sun. I’m sure Bertie would have loved curling up in one of these moggy mansions.


Hello kitty


If I’d done my pre-holiday homework, I might have been tempted to base myself somewhere quieter like Marsaxlokk then travel into Valletta which can be visited almost in a day. Something worth considering if you are thinking of taking a trip to Malta particularly if you hate crowds.


Marsaxlokk harbour