FAJITAGATE

What the hell is going on?  Can anybody tell me where all the jars of fajita sauce have suddenly disappeared to? 

Bring back the Fajita sauce!

I’m talking about the 2 step jars - you know the ones with the herby spice powder in the lid that you sprinkle over your chopped meat and the rich, red salsa in the jar which turns your marinated chicken into a finger-licking feast.  I’ve scoured every supermarket in the county but it appears there’s been an alien invasion with all sauce jars abducted overnight.  This does not bode well for Fajita Fridays.

Is this all part of Trump's master plan to push through a trade deal with the UK after Brexit by withholding the world’s supply of fajita sauce?  If so, that could explain why he’s so keen to build a wall between the US and Mexico.  It’s obviously nothing to do with migrant control but more of a ploy to keep the salsa south of the border and stop it being exported to the UK.  No seriously where have all the fajita jars gone?  It’s a global emergency!

Whilst I’m busy pondering on Fajitagate, there’s a whole lot of drilling, hammering and swearing going on next door in the bedroom as finally our IKEA wardrobes have been delivered and are being assembled as I type.  It’s so exciting!

Ready for wardrobe installation to begin

This time we’ve delegated the task to the professionals; a short, wiry toothless bloke that makes the Cheshire cat look like an advert for private dentistry.  I only hope his assembly skills are far less elusive than the aforementioned moggy.

Hours later… I’ve spent the whole evening refilling my wardrobe; finding a home for all those dated outfits, mismatched socks and umpteen pairs of shoes that now have their very own pull out shelf to live on.  The drawers are filled with Stubbs and Skubbs – IKEAs handy little compartment dividers which are an OCD person’s wet dream. 

Space saving and clutter free

What a difference these new wardrobes have made to our bedroom.  Having all that clutter out of sight - it’s heavenly!

Before - what an unholy mess

After - mess has magically disappeared