TORIES TANK THE ECONOMY

Bring Back Boris!  

This should be the Tory party’s new 3 word slogan as judging by the financial and economic turmoil today, it won’t be long before Dizzy Lizzy and her sidekick Chancellor Khazi are given their marching orders.  I bet Boris is sat watching this debacle laughing his cotton socks off. 

Trickle down economics?  She would have been better off betting the nations billions on the 3.30 race at Fontwell Park.  Looks like her nag ‘Boom or Bust’ is heading for a fall at the first fence. 

Can you imagine trusting these muppets with the budget for your DIY project?  If you had then by now they would have re-mortgaged your house, sold the debt to the highest bidder then bought it back again leaving you with a financial black hole the size of that asteroid being blasted by NASA. 

Hats off to the Tories for tanking the economy in the quickest time imaginable.  This is one for the Guinness Book of Records.  It’s not a coincidence that the UK is part of that popular phrase ‘well and truly fUKed.