WELLY TREE

Money doesn’t grow on trees but it appears that yellow wellies do! 

There’s a strange plant growing in our garden which has yet to be classified by the Royal Horticultural Society and that’s the lesser spotted yellow welly tree.

This miniature tree, whose trunk bears an uncanny resemblance to a broom handle, has sprouted an abundant crop of small yellow wellies of the knitted variety which should be ready to harvest just in time for the Poole Lifeboat Station open day in August.

Wellies do grow on trees

With a bit of imagination and some timber off-cuts, you too can grow your own welly tree or create a unique arboretum that won’t wither away in the summer drought.  You’ll need: 

• Pre-cut square timber base (post cap)
• Broom handle
• Long thin dowels
• Tester pot of brown paint
• Clear varnish

Making the tree is pretty straight-forward, you can put together the basic shape in less than an hour as follows:

Prepare the tree base – find the centre point of the post cap/base then drill a small hole.

Central position of screw on underside of base

Prepare the trunk – cut the broom handle to your desired length.  Find the centre point of the bottom of the pole then drill a small pilot hole.  Decide where you want the branches to go along the length of your tree trunk then mark position in pencil.  Drill holes through the broom handle, these should be the diameter of the thin wooden dowels.

Cutting tree trunk and drilling holes for branches

Prepare branches – cut long thin dowels into various lengths to make the branches.  Taper the shape of your tree by having shorter lengths at the top, gradually increasing in size so the longer lengths are at the bottom. 

Cutting long dowels down to make branches

Assembling the tree - using a suitably sized long wood screw, attach the base to the broom handle screwing into position from the bottom of the base.  To achieve a nice flat finish, countersink the screw head.  Push the cut dowels through the holes in the tree trunk (broom handle) until they are centred into position. 

First screw base to trunk

Then push branches into position

You should now have your basic tree shape.  Branches can be shortened until you achieve a pleasing tree shape (think mug tree or Christmas tree).

Fully grown tree ready to decorate

Paint and varnish your tree to give it that professional finish.  I used a tester pot from Wilko in a fairly boring brown colour (Nutmeg Spice) but there’s nothing to stop you painting it any colour you like.  

2 coats of paint and a coat of clear varnish to finish

Ta-dah!  You have now grown your very own miniature tree.  Decorate with yellow wellies or whatever else takes your fancy. 

So how is this helping our other DIY projects?  It isn’t but then it’s all for a good cause, right?