YING & YANG

Good day
I am writing secretly to let you know that a customer died at my bank without a surviving relative inheriting the money. He left millions in his account.
If you are interested, you will receive further details

Sincerely yours
Executive investment and loans
Mr. Ying

It's not every day you receive free cash especially from the Government but I was most surprised to see a message from a Mr Ying in my junk mail offering me untold wealth.  No word of a lie, above is the email I received.

Chuffed that Mr Ying felt he could ‘secretly’ write to me about his dearly departed and childless client.  I feel sure I would make a fitting inheritor to a vast fortune being both prudent with my finances and having few vices other than prolific book buying, spending hours soaking in a bathtub or splurging out on a cheeky KFC meal every now and then.  I suppose I could use a few million quid to tart up my new house, invest in all the latest gadgetry or buy a gold plated toilet seat or whatever it is rich people buy these days.

Seriously though Mr Ying, do you think I was born yesterday?  Although it is always possible your client could have died at your bank probably waiting for the only teller open to become available (such is the impact of online banking on retail branches) I’m sure your client would have waited for a more convenient place in which to ‘pop their clogs’.  

I have no doubt Mr Ying will be sending me further details; such is the persistent nature of scammers they just don’t understand the need to keep inboxes at a manageable level!