How the NHS can expect anyone to poop into such a small plastic box is anyone’s guess but looks like I’m going to be playing catch the turdy later on.
NHS bowel cancer test kit |
Enough about turds (sorry, did someone say Trump?), let’s focus our thoughts on the other sort of stool.
Now where did we get to last time? Ah yes, we’d killed our lion, ripped it’s guts out and covered it in small bits of wood. Never attempt this with a real lion as they don’t take too kindly to having twiggy bits in their fur.
So, we now have a stool with nicely painted sides but bare legs.
Paint or stain stool legs |
It’s still a little bit chilly to be going around in bare legs especially with those Baltic breezes blowing down from up north so I’m going to apply two pairs of oak stained tights to the stumpy legs.
Apply stain, allow to dry then lightly sand with fine wire wool before applying a second coat of stain. Finish off with a coat of lacquer or wax polish.
Stool just needs a top |
To finish the stool, a nice chunky wooden top to provide a sturdy platform for the yucca plant and compliment the 20 denier oak tanned legs.
Cut a circular shaped piece of timber to fit over the stool top allowing it to slightly overhang the timber mouldings on the side.
Cut a circular shaped piece of timber for the top |
Apply stain, allow to dry then lightly sand with fine wire wool before applying a second coat of stain. Finish off with a coat of lacquer or wax polish.
Paint or stain the top piece |
Allow the wooden circle to completely dry then stick to the stool top with a generous coating of CT1/glue. Leave overnight for the glue to cure.