Pots and Cans

Pots and Cans

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

THE NAUGHTY CORNER

Meanwhile to kill time before the builders turn up, I’ve been refreshing a bit of old wooden trellis with a lick of lime green paint and hatching the next phase of the ‘Special Landscaping Operation’ for the annexing of the back corner region which I plan to convert into a shady oasis complete with raised pond. 

 

Using leftover lime green paint to tart up a trellis

Perfect support for the climbing hydrangea

Firstly, how to get rid of the smelly green compost bin that’s skulking behind the RNLI shed?  With its high domed head, it’s rather like a Vogon; officious looking and getting ready to read you some nonsensical poetry.  Except that it has a rather horrible hairy scary spider inside it.  Don’t do spiders so better leave that one for the other half.

 

Compost bin or Vogon in disguise?

With the Vogon banished into hyperspace (I mean sold on NextDoor), the corner is now clear and ready for the troops to move in.

 

Revamping this corner into a shady oasis with pond

Now earlier I mentioned that my cunning plan for this corner of the world included a raised pond and that empty concrete plinth is the perfect place for my watery feature which will be constructed from decking planks rather like a raised planter and filled with a flexible pond liner.  More about that in the next post.


Cleared space ready for pond construction



Monday, May 09, 2022

LACK OF INTEREST

Call me cynical but I wanted to share with the world yet another disappointing snippet. 

Following on from the Bank of England’s recent decision to raise the base rate to kerb rampaging inflation, I decided to set up a petition for the Government to legislate and make it mandatory for all banks to pass on any base rate increases to both borrowers AND savers at the same time.

 

Going up but not for savers

As we all know, financial institutions like energy companies or petrol retailers, ALWAYS fail to pass on anything that might benefit punters.  When the price of oil decreases, do we see a drop in petrol prices at the pumps?  No, of course not.  When the wholesale price of electricity goes down, do we see our bills reduce?  Not in a million years.  When the base rate is increased, do savers get to receive more interest for any cash invested in a bank or building society?  Hell will freeze over before we do. 

Most financial institutions immediately pass on any base rate increases to borrowers but rarely to savers, brazenly pocketing the difference safe in the knowledge that they are untouchable.  They fail to behave ‘in the spirit’ but are rarely punished by the Bank of England or anyone else hence my petition because really it is time for the Government to step in here.  Its time for the Fat Cats to share the cream instead of selfishly keeping it all to themselves.  Enough is enough!

 

Summed up brilliantly on Reddit

In true revolutionary spirit, I set up an online petition, got the requisite number of people to support it only to be swatted away by the hand of bureaucracy like an annoying fly.  Here’s the reply I received to justify the reason why this or any other Government is unlikely to do anything to remedy the unfairness of the situation: 

Sorry, we can’t accept your petition – “Legislate so it's mandatory for banks to pass on interest rate rises to savers”.

It’s about something that the UK Government or Parliament is not directly responsible for.

We can't accept your petition because the UK Government and Parliament aren't responsible for the issue you raise. Interest rates are a commercial decision for banks and not the UK Government or Parliament.

Well forgive me for being stupid but I had always been under the impression that it is most clearly the Government’s job to pass legislation.  They were quick enough to legislate for all those pandemic rules we were blindly expected to follow but NOT to pass legislation that might in any way be of benefit to the population at large and encourage more people to put something away for that rainy day.  All they want is for us to spend, spend, spend and keep the consumerist economic gravy train running. 

We’ll soon be reading headlines reporting record profits made by banks and no doubt, shareholders will be amply rewarded with a hefty dividend whilst those who provide these institutions with the very moolah for them to lend out will be kicked again and again until like a booted dog we slink off into the shadows, punished for our disobedience. 

At least I tried.  Perhaps rather than setting up a silly petition, I should have superglued myself to the front door of my local Lloyds Bank branch to prevent anyone else turning up to deposit any more cash with these profit mongering vampires. 

And yes Boris, I will be voting LABOUR at the next election in the hope that Sir Keir might finally have the balls to implement the Windfall Tax he’s been threating to on these greedy, money grabbing corporations.


If only it were true


Thursday, May 05, 2022

STOOD UP

I’ve been counting down the days to the month of May, so looking forward to endless blogging on foundations, bricklaying and updating the world at large on progress with our new extension but instead I’m sat here disappointed.

 

All cleared and ready for the builders

Like many other punters out there who are trying to ‘get stuff done’ round the house, I’ve been stood up by the builders.  Yes, I’m that gormless kid left on the playing field last to be picked by sporting team captains, the bespectacled girl with braces that no-one asks for a dance at the school disco, the fish thrown back in the ocean by Captain Birdseye because it’s not the right shape for a fish finger.  My job is way down the tradesperson’s pecking order it seems.

 

Spot the builder

‘Delays with the previous job, blame it on the Building Inspector’ I was told.  As if that makes it alright that I’ll now have to wait yet another month before the first sod is turned, the first trench dug.  Do these people not know that I’ve been stocking up on coffee and biscuits since January?  Or that I’ve yet to place the order for my new IKEA kitchen?  Clearly not or they’d have been round here quicker than the neighbour next door asking to borrow our green wheelie bin (again???). 

Finding a builder who’ll turn up when they said they would is almost as rare as spotting a white peacock on the shed roof.  Oh well.  We’ll see what appears first – the tradesmen or the cannas I planted the other week but while  we’re waiting, here are some cute kitty photos of Bertie.


Becoming a lap cat


40 winks on his homemade cat bed


Knitting - keeps him enthralled for hours


Just look at the size of that fluffy belly


Hogging the sofa


Watching mouse TV


I wish I could be that flexible



Tuesday, May 03, 2022

PLANTAHOLIC

It’s been 3 days since my salary hit the bank and I descended on West Sussex garden centres like a fiery meteor crashing headlong into the planet but now a feeling of guilt hangs about my head.  Here I am with a trolley full of plants in the middle of a cost of living crisis when some families can’t even afford a trolley full of food.  Should I really have gone so mad buying plants?

 

I'm addicted to plant shopping

To curb future plant buying addiction, I’ve decided to apply the same methodology to gardening as the bookies have applied to their highly addictive online websites so my advice to gardeners on a shoestring budget who are also prone to the same compulsions is this: 

  • Think of gardening as entertainment, not a necessity
  • Only buy plants with money you don’t need for essentials such as food,    heating or bills
  • Look for clearance or bulk buying plant deals to make your cash go further
  • Set a spending limit in advance and stick to it
  • Set a time limit for being in the Garden Centre – ask your friend/partner to time you as they tut or wait outside in the car
  • Don't drink or use drugs when buying plants as you may buy the wrong ones
  • Take a break in the Garden Centre cafĂ© with a nice cup of tea or a tasty bit of homemade cake (carrot cake is my favourite)
  • Always spend time in the garden when you're depressed or upset as its very therapeutic and looking at brightly coloured flowers is always uplifting

Following the above advice, I have cleared out the local Hilliers Garden Centre of all their 50% off azaleas/rhododendrons plus nabbed a load of other plant bargains at B&Q and Homebase who generally have an ‘almost dead’ plants shelf tucked away somewhere in their garden departments.

 

Planting my purchases

I’ve bust my self-imposed monthly plant budget but my back border is almost full and looking very colourful.

 

Lots of bargain azaleas

By the end of the month though, I too will be scraping by and regretting this less-than-youthful extravagance.  We may not be able to eat but at least we’ll have a nice view from the lounge window.


Is there anything for dinner?