FUN IN FUNTINGTON

 It’s fun in Funtington where it appears pigs outnumber village residents. 

 

Pigs as far as the eye can see

Funtington the pork capital of West Sussex

There’s crap all on telly so we’ve driven out to Funtington for an evening walk to socialise with the local porker population who are too busy snuffling in the dirt, wallowing in hay or catching zeds to be bothered with grockle paparazzi like us.

 

Oink!  Keep it down, we're trying to sleep here

There's only room for two

Dinner is served

Is that a truffle?

Pigs are not only delicious when sandwiched between a couple of slices of brown bread slathered in ketchup but they are incredibly cute too. 

 

I love you Sausage

It almost makes me want to go vegan but then again imagine a life without real bacon or sausages?  I mean some of the vegetarian ones are like eating those cardboard tubes from the middle of loo rolls! 

 

Three amigos

Sorry piggies, there’s some things that just can’t change and for me, giving up bacon butties is one of them.

Four legs good, two legs bad